so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
did you just send me my own nude
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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