I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Hippo gnu deer
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just jacked off to nostalgia.