Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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