Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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