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okay pat passed out under dana's car
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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