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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
