My room smells like vodka and shame
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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