Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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