I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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