They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.