id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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