the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in