you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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