Quick, to the slutcave!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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