I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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