Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
