Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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