don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
