Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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