How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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