He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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