Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Shame - the story of my life.
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