Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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