stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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