There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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