Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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