I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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