i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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