Your face is a jimmy john
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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