how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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