coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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