dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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