mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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