belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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