I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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