Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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