Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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