Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
It's just like the Real World with babies
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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