Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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