Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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