Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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