omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You were trust falling into bushes
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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