...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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