my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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