when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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