Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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