I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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