If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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