Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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