I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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