The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
high people should be assigned attendants
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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