ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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