covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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