I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
