I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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