I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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