i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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