Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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