Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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