When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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